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Rocco Meats Trinity
DVD review by CPO Sinkhole
Rocco Meats Trinity (Evil Angel)
Director: Rocco Siffredi
Cast: Trinity, Tanja, Alina Sun, Tiffany, Coline, Adrianna Laurenti, Syrena, Stephanie, Anne, Jul, Fair, Karine, Peggy, Anita, Line, Marie, Corrine, Delphine, Julie, Aurelie, Sandra, Michael Cheritto, Anthony Alain, Lou Lou Bois Dante, Luc, Kokol, Akira, Tonton Blanc, Pascal, Daryl Fletcher, Frank, Fabrice, Franky, Steve, Dino, John P, Gil, Jann, Hugh, Sebi, Pierre, Fletcher, Juf, Joachim Kessef, and Rocco Siffredi
So Rocco Meats Trinity.
No, not the holy Trinity (get your head out of the heavens, you perv!), a different one. This Trinity comes to the world in the form of a thin blonde who can go from demure little petit four to official cum-trough of the ’78 starting lineup of the Vicious Mother Fuckers League, Local 299 at the drop of a ball-sack. The virgin/whore complex . . . sometimes it’s just that simple.
Although Trinity is featured in both scenes. Yes, there are only two scenes stretched over two and a half hours of footage (and 45 bonus minutes in the extras)! Better re-Energizer your Fleshlight before dropping trou, though, as she really shines in the first heat of this Onan-a-lympic biathalon.
Distracted only momentarily by raven-tressed trollop Tanja, Rocco soon sets his sights on Trinity, unloading the contents of his front-mounted Gatling-groin deep into her Bonnie-hole and her Clyde-chute, proving once again that he is The Man Whose Glove Must Be Smelled.
Switching over to the 44-genital, 21-girl orgy that follows is like stepping out of the isolation tank and hot-footin’ it right over to the Boston marathon. This mélange of meat and stuffing spills over into multiple rooms and reverses the old Jan and Dean lyric--here there’s two boys for/in every girl! Plus a dollop of the Euro-requisite icons--short, squat, hairy older guys, gritting their teeth and looking like they’re praying to Saint De Gaulle for the strength to muster an on-camera pop-shot (I believe the proper term is “comic relief”. Or is it “clout”?).
The pacing on this is uneven . . . not as fierce and focused as the boat orgy on Rocco Meats Suzi, but hardly lacking for thigh-slapping action, either. Rocco knows that a good orgy scene still should focus on individual events, rather than lay back in a medium shot, sweeping over piles of pudenda. Put down those chopsticks and just GET UP IN THERE!
The decision to put only two scenes in Rocco Meats Trinity may not seem all that commercially safe, but Rocco is obviously having a ball (or 21) here, and the viewer is quickly swept up in the high-octane flesh frenzy. Spend some time with this Trinity, because the other Trinity probably would rather you stick to entertainment that involves the other kind of flogging.
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