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Slam It! In Deeper!

DVD review by Sir Richard Lickington

Slam it! In Deeper (Harmony)
Director: Macondo
Starring: Katsumi, Nicoletta, Alishka, Rio, Roxy, Avalon, Roxanne Hall, Gina

When somebody’s telling you to slam it in deeper, you just don’t ask questions, do you? Nevertheless, Slam It! In Deeper, the new offering from Harmony, leaves this jack-off junky with several nagging questions, like, “What are the long-term gastro-intestinal ramifications of getting one’s rectum opened up like the Lincoln Tunnel on a regular basis?” and “Why does the sight of two dicks trying to fit into one ass send me reaching for the Kleenex?”

Leaving these questions aside for the moment, I’ll just say that Slam It! In Deeper opens with a scene of Katsumi, a French-Japanese Hentai fuck-doll brought to life, complete with impossibly perky tits and cartoonish pink streaks in her hair.

Describing all the things Katsumi does to the three throbbing rods of her co-stars would be impossible, so I’ll list the things she doesn’t do. She doesn’t take them to the Star Wars premiere or put them in hot dog buns and squirt mustard on them.

Everything else is pretty much covered: Katsumi’s browneye becomes a black hole, her gash gets gored, and her tonsils get tickled by turgid tools. Even if you’re not a devotee of all things Japanese, it’s impossible not to admire the diligence and efficiency with which coaxes cum out of her costar’s cocks. Domo arigato, Miss Triple-penetration-o!

In the fourth scene, an almost unrecognizable Roxanne Hall, who has now become blonde and buxom, dominates hot young chained-up Latina Gina. If you’re a fan of older women (no offense Ms. Hall!) with younger women, you’re bound to sprout a mighty redwood in the Underwear National Park when you hear Roxanne, with barely a trace left of her adorable English accent, command Gina to suck on the very strap-on dildo that had so lately been plunging into her backside, turning her solar anus into a supernova.

But as the poet says, nothing gold can stay, and so a couple of young pole-bearers come on the scene to bring some serious tabs to the slot party.

Overcome by the desire to turn her lower intestine into a cockpit, Roxanne relinquishes her position as a top and starts sliding down Jack’s beanstalk butt-first. It all goes downhill from there. Then back uphill and downhill again, until both babes are basted in baby-batter.

Overall, Slam It! In Deeper brings together some extremely talented pole-vaulters who won’t disappoint the viewer, but it’s worth it just to see a seasoned pro like Roxanne Hall show the ropes--or in this case, the chains--to a new generation of hump-hungry heinie-holes.

Slam It! In Deeper? Thanks, I will.