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Euro Hardball 26

DVD review by Sir Richard Lickington

Euro Hardball 26 (Evil Angel)
Director: Christoph Clark
Starring: Sandra Kay, Sharka Blue, Lucy Love, Patricia, Angelina Sweet, Choky Ice, Nick Lang, Bob Terminator, Roly Reeves

When it comes to sports cars, fine cheeses, and violent, intestine-rupturing anal sex on film, the Europeans are undisputed industry leaders. Euro Hard Ball 26 continues that proud tradition.

Director Christoph Clark offers up a slew of sexy supersluts for sphincter slamming, starting off with Sandra Kay, a tall brunette with a rock-hard ass and all-natural B-cup tits. She starts off by playing with a giant pink dildo wielded by the camera guy, who puts her on her back with her legs spread and rams her dookie-doors with it until it looks like somebody shot a cannonball in between her butt cheeks.

In order to prove that it doesn’t take a man to put a porn slut in a diaper ten years down the line, Sharka Blue straps on a big black mannequin dick for some rectal rowdiness until Choky Ice and Nick Lang show up to offer their crotch rockets for a little deep space exploration in search of black holes. From then on in, it’s an orgy of gaping assholes and nearly incessant ass-to-mouth leading up to Sandra’s triple penetration and her cum-swapping make-out session with Shakra.

The next scene features my favorite girl in the movie, Lucy Love, a strikingly pretty submissive brunette with a body built like a brick shithouse. After having her puckering pink pooper opened up with a plastic penis, Lucy opens up all three rings of her circus for Euro Hardballers Nick Lang and Bob Terminator. After going through all possible combinations of double penetration, Lucy finally coaxes the man-milk from the two manacondas with her hands and rubs in on her face like cold cream.

Magic mounting three puts raven-haired petite princess Patricia in a doctor’s office, where Roly Reeves and Bob Terminator attempt to clear a bowel instruction with a very unorthodox medical instrument, enlisting their patients help to taste it from time to time to see if it’s working. Finally the two Dick Doctors dispense with the ersatz phallus and use good old-fashioned manpower to plumb the depths of Patricia’s lower intestine.

In the Euro Hard Ball 26 finale, Angelina Sweet, an adorably pale tattooed waif with tiny titties and delicate features, follows in Sandra and Sharka’s footsteps, taking on Choky Ice and Nick Lang. Ironically, sweet Angelina, the daintiest girl on the DVD, has the biggest gape by far, opening up her turd cutter big enough for all three of the other girls to stand in comfortably! Her talents as a cocksucker are equally undeniable, as is demonstrated by the high-powered streams of goo she happily directs down her throat.

As you sharpen your dicksword to this one, you’ll have to agree that there’s nothing soft about Euro Hard Ball 26.