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Guilty Pleasures

DVD review by Sir Richard Lickington

Guilty Pleasures (Pleasure Productions)
Director: Cash Markman
Starring: Nikki Benz, Felicia Fox, Lonnie, Fallon Sommers, Hailey Paige, Randy Spears, Joel Lawrence, John West, Kris Slater

True to its title, Guilty Pleasures introduces each scene with a brief interview with the actors involved in which they explain who they are, where they come from, where they like to have dicks shoved, and what, if any, guilt they experience as a result of their chosen professions. None of them claimed to have any guilt whatsoever, but I myself felt a twinge of remorse as I fast forwarded through their ruminations to get to the fucking.

And the fucking here is well worth the wait! Guilty Pleasures kicks off with tall stacked brunette Felicia Fox getting her clam slammed by seasoned cocksman Randy Spears. Deepthroating his massive dong in anticipation of getting her muff stuffed, Felicia is rewarded with a rowdy reverse cowgirl fuck session followed by face full of goo.

The next scene, featuring all-natural curvaceous Latina Hailey Paige and Joel Lawrence is the best on the DVD. Hailey starts off using her pouty cock-sucking lips for the purpose for which God intended them before moving on to some energetic missionary and doggy-style cunt-stuffing. Finally, Hailey sends Kris around to her back door to hunt for some logs and gets the throne-boning of her life bent over a pool chair. I always admire a guy polite enough to push a girl’s stool in for her.

To break up the rather monotonous pole-to-hole ratio, willowy-yet-busty blonde Nikki Benz (who looks like she could be the third Hilton sister) lezzes it up with Lonnie, who looks enough like Nikki for you to pretend it’s twincest!

After munching one another’s pink lettuce, the girls bring out some metallic dildos and a feather duster and get to work teasing each other’s twats before finally sharing each other’s ginch grease, licking it off the shiny robo-cocks like melting ice cream on a waffle cone.

Next, fresh-faced newcummer Fallon Sommers, a perky-tittied blonde born and raised in Southern California, is on the receiving end of a punishing pussy-pounding by 250 lb. veteran porn stud John West. According to her interview, Fallon loves “sex, money, money, and sex.” If her love of money is anything like her love of sex, it may well involve someone throwing sticky dollar bills onto her face and tits.

In Guilty Pleasures’s final segment, Nikki makes a second appearance servicing Kris Slater, first slobbing his knob, then spreading her long legs to allow his elephantine eel to dive into her fish tank in every position you can think of. Nikki sure can ride a dickie!

Despite its title, the only thing Guilty Pleasures has to feel guilty about is that it doesn’t come with hand lotion to prevent chafing.