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Slam It! In Harder!
DVD review by Sir Richard Lickington
Slam It in Harder (Harmony)
Director: Macondo
Cast: Janet Peron, Mya Diamond, Jamie Brooks, Ellena, Melissa Black
Slam It! In Harder works as a kind of a companion piece to Slam It! In Deeper in that both films explore how many inches of cock a well-trained piece of Eurogash can fit in her backdoor, only Harder makes use of fresh produce, and not the kind you’d expect, either!
All of these girls are undeniably at the top of their game. Cover model Janet Peron is an adorable pink-clad cowgirl with light brown hair and firm tits who starts off riding a mechanical bull before she gets started packing her pleasure ports with the pizzles of two handy cowpokes.
Black fishnet-clad and bubble-butted blonde Jamie Brooks takes on an entire rock band and a giant purple dildo while sitting astride a Marshall Amp. Mya Diamond, a tall, exotic Asian princess with a huge twat gets it on Al Pacino-style with two leather boys in a dominatrix dungeon, eating hairy man-ass like it was going out of fashion and opening her own rear entry to all cummers. Buxom blonde rich bitch Ellena lounges around in a gold bikini and pearls before a dedicated cocksman supplies her with a string of his own pearls.
My favorite Slam It! In Harder scene by far, though, belongs to suntanned Slavic superslut Melissa Black, who portrays a lonely farm girl looking for fun things to fill her days and lower gastro-intestinal tract. Luckily, there are a couple of willing farmhands around to supply enough wood to pack all of her fuckholes, but the presence of a fresh-picked tomato in the barn gives her an idea. You guessed it, my friends.
While one of the pole-bearers is pounding away at Melissa’s vertical smile, that shiny red ball of fruit disappears down her cavernous crap crater like the sun going down in the Grand Canyon and Melissa’s once gaping pooper puckers back up until there’s nary a trace of that little tomato left. But just when you think that it’s been squished into ketchup by the peristaltic pressure of her colon or absorbed through some sort of reverse digestion, it pops right back out from between her cheeks looking good enough to eat, which she can’t resist doing. Then she takes two dicks in her ass.
Remember--when she’s yelling “Deeper! Deeper!” and you’ve run out of dick, you can always Slam It! In Harder.
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