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That’s Life!
DVD review by Sir Richard Lickington
Life (Pleasure Productions)
Director: Andrea Nobili
Starring: Brigitta Bulgari, Frederica Tomasi, Julie Silver, Anastasia, Anita Queen, Ramon Perez, Andrea Nobili, Francesco Malcom, Franco Trentalance, Remigio Zampa, Jan Scott, Greg Centuaro, Michael
Europe’s hottest porn stars sucking cock, licking twat, and getting their sphincters stretched with massive meat-missiles--Now that’s what I call Life!
Tall Italian ice princess Brigitta Bulgari stars as the wife of a wealthy but depraved businessman (Ramon Perez) who pulls her into his web of perversions.
In an attempt to open herself up for the role, Brigitta opted to spread her cheeks and pop her anal cherry on camera in this film, a glorious moment that occurs in the first scene when Francesco Malcom and Franco Trentalance haul out their pepperoni sticks and take turns showing Brigitta how they get down, browneye-talian style!
Next, androgynously-named director and star Andrea Nobili dismounts his horse only to mount the horny Brigitta, turning her now thoroughly broken-in dump-taker into a rump-shaker with his magic wand. Andrea slides his dickus in between Brigitta’s jugs and serves up a hot load of Alfredo sauce straight down her gullet.
Andrea moves on to a hot session with leather-clad, statuesque blonde beauties Julie Silver and Anastasia and his two buddies Michael and Greg Centauro.
After blowing Michael’s horn for a while, Julie turns her attention to her sister is sapphitude, licking Anastasia’s tits and whipping her rock-hard ass with a riding crop. Adding an ersatz cock to the two real ones provided by Greg and Michael, Julie straps on and everyone makes a run on all of Anastasia’s pulsing orifices, rendering her airtight.
Gorgeous well-racked brunette dominatrix Anita Queen and blonde newcummer Frederica Romasi join an orgy of kink with pipe layers Jan Scott and Remigio Zampa, who enthusiastically DP Ms. Romasi in every imaginable combination while Anita provides oral attention to her tits and twat as well as the two cocks in play before, during and after their sojourns into Frederica’s fart fountain. But turnabout is fair play, and eventually it’s Anita’s turn to have her rectum wrecked, via a dong/dildo double anal.
Life climaxes as Brigitta pays off the private dick who’s been investigating her husband by allowing his dick into her privates and smoking his sausage until she gets herself a nice necklace of pearls.
I guess the moral of Life is that money can’t buy love, but it can buy a double anal cream pie. But then, isn’t that just splitting hairs?
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