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Ass 2 Mouth; Decadent Dreams
DVD reviews by Wayne Payno
Ass 2 Mouth #3 (Platinum X)
Director: John Strong
Cast: Brooke Haven, Janet Alfano, Jasmine Byrne, Maryann, Sandra Romain, Sinitia Stone John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano
With a film called Ass 2 Mouth you’d expect copious young girls getting their ass’s reamed mixed with a good amount of sword swallowing, and, well, true to title that’s exactly what you get. Screaming, moaning and gagging out lines lime “Give it to taste it” these ladies take it hard, searching for the answer to that age old question, “What does my own ass actually taste like?”
Things get rolling with an opening between pert breasted blonde nineteen year old Maryann and olive skinned Romanian import Sandra Romain. Maryann takes care of all your teenage Victoria’s Secret catalog fantasies by never taking off her black and red stockings and red corset, while Sandra lets her perfectly round, firm ass speak for itself.
The ladies warm things up with a little girl-girl touchy-feely before moving on to nice double team cock sucking, before getting to the main point: vicious ass poundings and choking on ass fresh cock. Sandra keeps things hot with her filthy broken English. Close your eyes and it’s the summer you spent in Prague teaching English all over again. But you’ll want to keep your eyes open, or you’ll miss the site of pale and perfect Maryann’s gaping sphincter followed by Sandra drooling a mouthful of cum into her mouth.
Next up is gonzo favorite Jasmin Byrne. Dark hair, dark eyes and a soft, puffy pussy that looks like velvet and pushes out through her thong. After a little poolside masturbation session she moves on to a healthy cock; face fucking it and making the most adorable gagging sounds. “This is just what I needed,” she moans, pulling the cock out of her mouth. Right on girl. This is just what we needed too.
Things move indoors, where there’s a second cock waiting for her. After a lengthy face and ass fucking we get down to some serious DP action. Jasmine begs to be treated like a dirty slut and the guys oblige, nearly splitting her tiny body in half with a standing DP before she stuffs both cocks in her mouth and receives a double dose of face goo on her tongue, which she happily gargles down.
Blonde, with big fake titties, Brooke Haven follows. She works her mouth out on a cock for a while with a little fucking in her pussy (who said romance was dead) followed quickly by the obligatory Stuffing Of The Ass. This is where the film really lives up to its name, as Brooke begs to “suck my ass juice off your cock”. Brooke sucks, the cock pounds and it all ends happily with a face full of cum.
Bottle blonde wearing some no fooling around stripper shoes, Sitina Stone wanders in to some guys house, babbling about how he can’t fuck her sister anymore. The guy doesn’t seem to care and she quickly handles that problem by falling to her knees and burying her face on his cock. Nothing says family solidarity like a fucking by your sisters boyfriend.
After getting her ass eaten out and showing off her pierced pussy (while the guy continues to mumble stuff about her sister) she takes a monster purple dildo in her ass while he yanks her hair, slaps her around and tells her to “buck like a dog.” Uh, ok. We don’t exactly know what he means by that, but watching Sitina fuck herself with the purple rod certainly works for us. She the hyper extends both her jaw and her asshole to accommodate; gets fucker remorselessly and happily takes a mouthful. As to how this is going to affect things with her sister, we can only guess or pretend to care.
Things wrap up with brunette Janet Alfano. This time there’s no dialog, no set up, just a finger in the ass followed by an immense dildo. Just when you think this is going to another tender lovemaking session, surprise! Another naked man jumps in the room and gets to work on some fast and furious ATM action. The guys switch off on her ass and mouth for a while (‘cause you know, variety is the spice of life) before getting down to some solid DP action and dual cocksucking. If you feel like you’ve seen this sort of thing before, it’s because you have. Janet takes it like a trooper and, just for variety, ends up with two mouthfuls of cum.
The subtly of the title Ass 2 Mouth could leave some viewers confused, but trust us; this film is in fact girls taking it from their ass to their mouth. Sometimes you really can get exactly what you pay for.
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Decadent Dreams (Peach DVD)
Cast: Teanna Kai, Carla Harvey, Amy Ried, Ginger Jolie, Kira Eggers, Jayden
You like strippers? You like a little tease, a little fantasy, maybe a relive that bachelor party night that ended to soon? Maybe you like a girl licking the taps at your favorite watering hole and then pouring a cold one down her chest? Then you’re in luck, because that’s what the Decadent Dreams on this disc are full of.
Each scene starts out with some strip-bar pole-dancing, followed by some getting naked, rubbing tits and ass, maybe a little playing with the pussy. The strip club action is then intercut with footage from other exotic locations. Like a dungeon. And a bar. So ignore the decor and focus on the girls, who are mostly of the Asian, import car model variety (the notable exception being the fantastic Ginger Jolie, who with pale skin, red hair and fantastic boobs brings new meaning to the term “Barback” and she serves frosty beers all over herself).
Really the whole thing is a smorgasbord of stripper choices. Want to see three girls play around in a strip bar and not be able to and have enough cab fare to make it home? Done. Just skip to the bit where Ginger, Kira and Jayden bump and grind around other. But mostly watch Ginger. We’ve never seen anyone wear a stocking cap in a club, but for whatever reason she makes it work. And work. And work a little more.
The bonus features include a “behind the scenes” section, made up mostly of long interviews with the girls (where you get to learn exciting factoids like “who’s in school to be a mortician” and “who just launched a website.” Riveting stuff, which can only add to the Decadent Dreams of it all.
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