Be a hooker!

Be a hooker!
Made with Sweet Love is the world’s foremost provider of latch-hook pornography. As in nudie-pictures on rugs! You’ll be wiping more than just your feet on their crafty wares.

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The things we do for self-love.
We’re not sure what this video is, but it has a fanged vagina, a dildo, and a screaming girl. Yes, we masturbated to it. Again.

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San Fran Crisco.
The San Francisco Bay Guardian names its Top 20 Things About Sex.

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Lesblography.
What’s better than a real-life lesbian orgy with pictures online? A real-life lesbian orgy with pictures online that features fisting.

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Peachez peels.
At last, Sarah Peachez, an object of Internet obsessions since she was a scant 15 years old, has gone nude. Waaaay nude. Like you can see past Peachez’s fuzz and into her juiciest of areas. Plus her delicious poo-pit. Yay!

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Hole-y matrimony.
We hate weddings, because we hate funerals (same idea, get it?). But, thanks to Fleshbot, the sight of a bridal gown is no longer an instant, 100-percent repulsor, as these pics remind us that, contained therein, are naked wives.

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Eva Lost?
Rumors float that interracial double-anal and aquatic lesbian sadomasochism enthusiast Eva Lux may have retired very suddenly. And, like, cosmically. We hope not.

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Blow-viators.
Girls suck, then girls talk. And then some take it back.

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New Devil possesses print.
In a throwback to the headily collectible fun of vintage Cinema Blue and Adam Film World, our alma mater Genesis magazine will issue a special edition one-shot entirely dedicated to The New Devil in Miss Jones. As nerds, we’re thrilled. As masturbators, we can hardly believe nudie magazines still exist.

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Touch . . . down.
Football is a rough and dirty game that somehow attracts creepily well-scrubbed groupies.

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Show and cell.
How did we jerk off before mobile phone cameras?