In Japan, the hand can be used as so much more than a knife . . .

In Japan, the hand can be used as so much more than a knife . . .
Delightful oddities from Porn Shops of the Rising Sun. And, yes, this includes Mrs. Roboto.

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Real, naked.
Post Your Girls . . . and we will come.

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Virgin tails, no cock.
The new movie Eternal puts a modern spin on the legend of Countess Elisabeth Bathory, whose beastly beauty regimens included bathing in the blood of female virgins. Human female virgins. La Liz’s lesbian lusts and sanguine shenanigans have been previously chronicled in the 1974 arthouse sex classic Immoral Tales, where Paloma Picasso nakedly impersonated the red-stained royal.

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Calling for back-ups . . .
Rear of the Year. It’s a contest. So is Porn Star or Pop Star. Sort of.

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Turkin’ off.
Fleshbot remains unbeatable (yet, ironically, quite beat-offable). Dig these Turkish erotic-movie posters they dug up. Then get spicy with their Spanish selections, and polish your hot dog and apple pie to selections from ‘70s smut flicks Stateside.

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Oh, natural!
Nudists, the droopy white meat.

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This is how we do it . . .
. . . “it” meaning masturbate: redheads, lesbos, preggos, huge boobs, tiny tits, long nips, pee, Misty Mundae, Uschi Digard, Rainbeaux Smith, Jane Birkin, Sharon Kelly, and Lisa DeLeeuw. And we’ll drink to any combination thereof.

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