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Sassy Latinas

DVD review by Sir Richard Lickington

Sassy Latinas (Metro Interactive)
Director: Bridgette Kerkove
Starring: Otto Bauer, Deja Dairie, Brodi, Kat, Benjamin Bratt, Vanessa Lane, Mark Wood, Audrey Hollander, Tommy Gunn, Vanilla Skye, Vanessa, Alec Knight

Metro’s new offering, Sassy Latinas takes us south of the border for a four-alarm fuck-fiesta starring some of the hottest putas this side of Tijuana!

Tall, fair-skinned brunette Kat does her part to abide by the new codes of NAFTA (New Anal Fucking and Tonguing Agreement) in her diplomatic relations with Benjamin Bratt, facilitating his meat-packing operation through her bureaucratic backdoor, then allowing unrestricted free trade between her ravaged rectum and her hungry mouth, as well as subsidizing his efforts with a non-union ass-tonguing, eventually absorbing his G.N.P (Gooey Nad Product) straight down her gullet without a drop to spare. There’s no spillage in this global village!

Things go from mild to spicy when fiery redhead Vanessa Lane and chesty brunette Audrey Hollander go to get their ass-gashes pounded by cocky caballero Mark Wood.

After lining up side by side and then stacked one on the other like a couple of taco shells to host the annual running of the bulls inside their rectums, the Sapphic senoritas each take turns eating Mark’s beef burrito while the other dines on her tuna taco with a side of rim-job frittatas. But an empty crap-cave is a lonely place, so Mark wastes no time in resuming his work, pounding their colons like a couple of stubborn piñatas before spewing his sour cream all over their faces.

One has to wonder, with their sphincter muscles used and abused like this, will they have the clenching power to resist Montezuma’s revenge? Ay, Papi!

Vanilla Skye is one tasty scoop of fried ice cream with her naturally banging body, dirty blonde hair and pretty-as-a-picture face, and she knows just where to go when she wants to get her Taco Bell rung- the business end of Tommy Gunn. With a ripe rump that practically yawns open whenever a cock gets within a foot of it, Ms. Skye has no trouble convincing her horny hombre to come knocking at her dooky-doors, getting them good and ready for a seminal enema. But there’s no business like blow business, especially in South America, so Vanilla soon develops a craving for a big starchy penile plantain sweetened with ass-juice and bobs for baby-batter on Tommy’s tool until he shoots a load of Cuervo di Cock into her open mouth. Swallow the worm, baby!

Ahh, Mexico. Never have been, but I’d sure like to go … stick my dick in some Sassy Latinas!