Turkin’ off.

Turkin’ off.
Fleshbot remains unbeatable (yet, ironically, quite beat-offable). Dig these Turkish erotic-movie posters they dug up. Then get spicy with their Spanish selections, and polish your hot dog and apple pie to selections from ‘70s smut flicks Stateside.

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Oh, natural!
Nudists, the droopy white meat.

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This is how we do it . . .
. . . “it” meaning masturbate: redheads, lesbos, preggos, huge boobs, tiny tits, long nips, pee, Misty Mundae, Uschi Digard, Rainbeaux Smith, Jane Birkin, Sharon Kelly, and Lisa DeLeeuw. And we’ll drink to any combination thereof.

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Reading is fun for homos.
Gay porn star biographies are all the rage. That’s what we (have to) keep telling ourselves, anyway, as we just simply devour oodles of such divine dishings re: Casey Donovan, Al Parker, and Joey Stefano. Plus, we’re forever on the lookout for Jack Wrangler’s What’s a Nice Boy Like You Doing. And, hey, Stephen “Evil Ed” Geoffreys--our ghost-writing services are available. For you, anytime.

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What kind of dressing would you like with that?
Continuing our apparent libertine streak, let us direct you to Prissy’s Sissies, where enforced transvestism is all the rage and you can learn that Priscilla Gay Bouffant has evolved into Felicia Fussyfrocks. In case you were wondering.

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Before Barely Legal.
Happy 50th, Lolita.