Ass and ye shall find.

Ass and ye shall find.
Crack a smile over a heap of celebrity butt-cleavage.

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’70s Spencer Gifts lives!
Especially that one section that you had to sneak into to see stuff like Fundies.

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And they shake like Jello!
Pudding Cups dishes up the dairy-balloons.

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Bizarro bikinis.
Sexy ladies, wacky swimsuits.

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Keyra’s keister; Frenchy’s funbags.
The anonymous super-booty who enflamed the Internet last year returns, rump-first. Meanwhile, prepare for an Eiffel Tower in your pants, courtesy of a tres hot sweater changing live TV blooper from France.

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Top of the Poops.
Gay porn icon Jeff Stryker disco’s it all up for you.

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Teen girls. Vaseline. Catfights.
. . . and in public no less!

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Holy Cow!
Actually, make that “Hole-y cow”!