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Darkside

DVD review by Sir Richard Lickington

Darkside (Red Light District Films)
Director: James Avalon
Starring: Penny Flame, Alicia Alighatti, Dillan Lauren, Deja Daire, Hillary Scott, Julia Bond, Holly Wellin, Sunny Lane, Missy Monroe, Kelly Wells, Herschel Savage, Randy Spears

James Avalon’s new big-budget cinematic porn feature Darkside features pretty and perky-chested all-natural brunette Penny Flame as a young mental patient whose fantasy life starts to intrude on her reality.

Hillary Scott a petite blonde, and Alicia Alighatti, a tall, lanky pig-tailed brunette steal the show as a pair of horny Catholic schoolgirls complete with plaid skirts that can be lifted for easy access to their pleasure-ports.

Their first scene in Darkside features veteran pipe-layer Randy Spears in the back of a limo with girls who are sharing long wet pulls on Randy’s spear before they generously invite the back-seat butt-bandit to skip the birth canal and head straight into their tight poop-chutes while they take turns indulging in a little mutual ass-to-mouth action.

After getting Randy ready to pop with the fist-like grip of their sphincter muscles, Hillary and Alicia swap a mouthful of Spears’ spunk by trading long strings of gooey saliva from mouth to mouth. I think they learned that little trick in Catechism class at Our Lady of the Blessed Sack-semen.

Soon enough, Penny’s sexual indiscretions, fantasy or not, have landed her in the custody of bodyguards Tommy Gunn and Marcus London, who won’t even let her use the toilet by herself, much to the delight of those who pitch a tent to the tinkling sound of a girl shaking the dew off her lily. As Chuck Berry once put it, “Hail, hail toilet bowl!”

Later, for reasons still obscure, Penny and her captors wind up in a deserted billiards room with the naughty duo of Alicia and Hillary, still in their schoolgirl uniforms. Demonstrating her appreciation for the hole as well as the pole, Penny moves in on Hillary, feeling her up and sniffing her panties, making the blonde’s twin cockpits start to throb and self-lubricate in anticipation.

When Tommy and Marcus bend the two girls over separate ends of the pool table and bury their scepters in the pink and then the stink, Penny sees her chance to make an escape. There’s no escape for the schoolgirls, but neither seems in a hurry to leave, especially when Alicia farts an assload of Marcus’ man-milk into Hillary’s waiting mouth. Pucker up!

This all leads to some sort of ambiguous “fantasy-or-reality?” conclusion, but by the time the three cheerleaders were taking turns blowing a couple of nerds with dick piercings and then getting sodomized, I forgot about the plot. But that’s a good thing because, like a blowjob from a suspiciously androgynous hooker, some things on the Darkside should be kept out of the light.