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Heapin Helpin’ of He-Shes!
A stack of shemale DVDs by Kim Chi-Chi
She-Males Invade Italy (Evil Angel)
Director: Rocco Siffredi
Cast: Gessica Massaro, Miss July, Daniela Canalis, Alessandra Noguira, Sara Shiva, Gizelly Canpos, Sammara Lopez, Tiffany Hopkins, Karol Bankar, Aisa, Marcia Fernandes, Paola Brathy, Jessica Gayle, Victoria Beautiful, Laura Cardoso, Samuhel Lennock, Timoty Hajd, Omar Galanti, Giorgio Grandi, Tommasi Federica, Pierre Simon, Fausto Moreno and Lucky
On the hard-on-enamored heels of his fellow Evil Angel auteurs Joey Silvera and Nacho Vidal, the studio’s premiere Neapolitan super-stud Rocco Siffredi boistersouly bends genders in She-Males Invade Italy, an epic, cast-of-many opus that he describes as “a butthole blitz.”
In further keeping with Silvera and Vidal, Rocco does appear on camera, but he limits his contact with any bona-fide boner-baring babes to some strictly non-genital flirtation. That’s the only real caveat here: you will not get to see Rocco use his internationally renowned prosciutto-sized plunger on any he-she’s.
Fortunately, what you do get in She-Males Invade Italy is more than two hours of vibrantly shot and edited action between fat-dorked dudes, some real females (with pussies and everything!) and a drool-inducing cavalcade of ladies-with-long-loins, all served up and pounded down, Italian-style.
The premise of this “invasion” is that Rocco is going to expose a reporter to the thriving “gender underground” in the country of the Pope. The quizzical scribe gets more than an eyeful as Rocco relates several tales of tranny-sex among some friends of his, which we see played out in a succession of scintillating group sessions.
Ultimately, Rocco steps aside and a no-holes-barred orgy explodes in the room where the reporter is seated – and then meated! Every conceivable combination (with the exception of simply gay man-on-man material) gets played out among an impressive gathering of libertine libidinists, some of whom must count among the most alluring he-she’s ever photographed (let along fucked up the ass by numerous dudes at a rapid clip).
She-Males Invade Italy is a first-class effort all the way and, we can only hope, the perfect appetizer before Rocco finally succumbs and films himself face-down and ass-up among the trannies he has so electrically immortalized.
*
Teenage Transsexual Nurses 6 (Robert Hill Releasing)
Cast: Chris Berlot, Sara Sand, Sasha Heyvn, Yasmine Pitanga and some lucky dudes
Laughter may be the best medicine, but chicks with dicks give it a hot and heavy run for the money in Teenage Transexual Nurses 6 – with an emphasis on hot!
The video opens with successive segments of these Nightengales-with-nuts seductively peeling off their RN gear, revealing buoyant racks and full-strength man-rods.
Blonde Chris Berlot then examines a crew-cutted nude male patient, placing a vibrator up his poo-hole and a speculum in his mouth (the latter of which she spits in deliciously. Soon after, he’s riding her meat-thermometor on a hospital bed and the whole thing climaxes with a lot of loin-launced linament.
Luscious, Latina-looking Sara Sand appears, then, in a pink vinyl nurse’s gown, which she lasciviously loses en route to administering some tough love to a hairy fellow with no clothes and a severe liking for having his cock slapped. He sucks Sara, she fucks him and finally collects his cum palm of her perfectly manicured hand.
Dark-maned, delectable Sasha Heyvn monkeys with a fellow who’s fastened face down and ball-gagged in bed. She gags him, soon nough with something else.
Cinnamon-skinned Yasmine Pitanga wraps up this displayt of bedside manner by banging the bum of an unshaven surfer-dude while he’s splayed out on a gynecological examination table. His uncut pink meat-missile only gets semi-hard, but it will make your mouth (and other areas) water.
*
Trans Amore 15 (Robert Hill Releasing)
Cast: Luana Araujo, Milly Cristi, Laila Amorim, Veronica Castro, Paricia Cereia, Sharon Lopes and their boy-toys
“Have you hugged a shemale today?” asks the box cover of Trans Amore 15. The truth is I haven’t been that lucky. But then again, there’s not a whole lot of mere “hugging,” per se, in this new typically smoldering installment in the series from Robert Hill Releasing).
The lady-boys, as usual, are stunning beautiful both as flawless females and in the hard, fat, hole-pounding poles they pack down below.
Lithe blonde Luana Araujo kicks things off fittingly by getting fucked ferociously by a Latin love-stud on a couch. Her tits are as supple as he shaft looks scrumptious.
Party-babe bombshell Veronica Castro wastes no time, opening her segment by beding over and fingering her asshole in preparation for a huge hog that energetically invades her bowels before blasting off orgasmically.
Patricia Cereia inserts multiple fingers into herself before sexily servicing off a long-haired handsome man
True spice arrives in the form of Sharon Lopes, a dusky-skinned, thick-pricked diva who tackles her man – and takes it in the tail-pipe – with all-out abandon.
My favorite coupling on the tape, however, goes down between Laila Amorim and biological female Milli Cristi. Ordinarily, I prefer my shemales to screw and be screwed by he-men, but the heat generated by Laila’s meat and Milli’s seat is enough to melt whatever lines may still exist between genders.
*
Transsexual Barebackin’ It 9 (Robert Hill Releasing)
Cast: Tatiane, Walkira, Suelen Ferrari, Miriany, Alexia Nogeuira and Valquiria Lewinsky
Anal intercourse without the use of a condom presents all manner of health risks. This much we know. What viewers of Transsexual Barebackin’ It #9 will come to realize, immediately upon the video’s opening scene, is that the opportunity to baldly rupture the rectum of supermodel-beautiful blonde shemale may very well make any perils involved worth it.
Alexia is, indeed, the stuff of fashion layout, plus she’s got a salami-sized man-wand, to boot. The latex-free sex acts she doles out onto a shaggy-maned, soul-patched sud are worth the price of a rental alone. Her moans as he plants his meat up her mud-pie make it worth purchasing.
Deep-tanned Miriany is no slouch either, parting her brown bum-bum for a bareback boinking like the surgeon general just refuses to get behind anymore (in every sense of the word).
Black he-she Suelen Ferrari teasingly removes her leopard-print bikini before flexing and accepting a hard back-door sexing from an infectiously enthusiastic swordsman.
Voluptuous pricked-vixen Tatiane tugs her tool on a plush couch as a prepatory exercise for the bushy-pubed prong of a curly-maned cock-wielder.
Brunette sexbomb-with-a-schlong Valquiria Lewinsky not only boasts one of the best porno monkikers in modern smut, she brings the most heat to this DVD (no mean feat). Her yellow lingerie in itself is a massive turn-on, but its topped inestimably by the arrival of a tattooed muscle boy who eats her ass, deep throats her dong and then rams his unwrapped rail up inside Valquiria’s sweet, sweet tail.
*
Transsexual Penetrator (Robert Hill Releasing)
Cast: Gabriela, Sara, Talis, Miriane, Monique and The Transsexual Penetrator
Robert Hill, the eponymous icon of kink-intensive adult-video studio Robert Hill Releasing[http:www.roberthillreleasing] assures us, in all the advertising material surrounding the company’s Transsexual Penetrator series, that we need not worry.
“No trannies were harmed in the making of this movie … but some were fucked very, very hard!”
Such certainly appears to be the case with Transsexual Penetrator 5, which the icon of Mr. Hill’s funny-face logo further notes that “Excessive pounding can cause tranny leakage!”
So, indeed, going in, even those who missed the first four excursions of the titular pseudo-assailant should know what’s going to down – and up and in and out (over and over again) before creamily popping off – once they click “play.”
The “victims” are uniformly attractive olive-skinned, dark-haired dicky-girls who are sacked, slapped, slammed, choked, spit on and otherwise engaged in (fake) forced intercourse with Mr. Penetrator. Gagging, spanking and slow-to-exit spermy discharges also abound.
For fans of rough stuff and girls with boy-parts alike, Transsexual Penetrator 5 supplies more than sufficient bang for your buck.
*
Black Trannies Bangin’ White Fannies (Juicy)
Cast: Carolaini, Aleexandre, MArlinka, Alan, Sia Stephanye, Yuri, Felis and Molinya
“Can’t we all just get it on?”
That eternal question, coined so eloquently by Rodney King in the wake of Los Angeles’s 1992 race riots – and parodistically paraphrased here – is answered with a resounding “Fuck Yes!” in Black Trannies Banging’ White Fannies.
Featuring an all-gorgeous avalanche of transgendered bangers of African descent, Black Trannies Banging’ White Fannies is notable – beyond living up to its color-on-caucasian cock-coupling – for its lengthy, lovingly paced sex scenes (the movie itself runs more than two hours!) and genuinely hot-looking men to compliment the girls with something sextra.
Each canoodling is replete with oodles of cock-sucking, mutual jack-off play and multi-position sodomy.
In addition to the five blistering fuck sequences, Black Trannies Banging’ White Fannies also boasts bonus trailers and and extensive behind-the-scenes photo galleries.
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