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Jonni Darko’s Bet Your Ass 3

DVD review by Sir Richard Lickington

Jonni Darko’s Bet Your Ass 3 (Evil Angel)
Director: Jonni Darko
Starring: Jasmine Byrne, Flower Tucci, Tory Lane, Marie Luv, Keeani Lei, Mark Ashley, Van Damage

Bet Your Ass 3 revisits Jonni Darko‘s ongoing quest to shove the maximum measure of man-meat into the tightest tailpipes he can find and document the proceedings. If you like to see gaping, quivering sphincters and cum-gargling porn sluts, you won’t be disappointed with what he finds.

After some initial cock-slurping and pussy-pounding, all-natural bubble-butted brunette Tory Lane assumes the position and spreads her cheeks as seasoned sport-fucker Mark Ashley squirts a whole bottle of lube into her ass, facilitating a four-finger insertion by Tory as she prepares her rectum for a full-on invasion by Mark’s crotch-rocket.

After backing her sweaty round ass into Mark’s stiff like a bumper car going in reverse, Tory gets into a reverse cowgirl position and impales herself on his throbber before going ass-to-mouth until she gets a face full of spunk.

Bubbly blonde b-cup Flower Tucci next places her Hershey Highway Star on the Altar of Sodom to be sacrificed to Mark Ashley’s seat-seeking missile.

To pave the way, Flower sinks the girth of transparent plastic butt plug deep into her crap-crater. But when the shit-packing capabilities of her meat substitute fail to meet her expectations, Flower sucks it clean and gets to work stiffening Mark’s prick with a lick so he can go bowlin’ in her colon. When he’s done enough rump-pumping, Mark finishes the job all over her pearly whites.

Caribbean Queen Jasmine Byrne’s scene may start off looking like an iPod commercial with her dancing around to some music being piped into her ears, but it’s not her ears that are ultimately in danger of being damaged by too much stimulation … it’s her browneye!

Mark’s dangler is never really at home unless it’s pounding away at a porn-slut’s ass-gash, and Jasmine’s is a cock-hungry black hole, so this appears to be a match made in Anal Heaven. With her legs behind her head, Jasmine slowly pushes forward into Mark’s cock for first contact.

After the first timid incursions, her hole is good and loose and Mark is slamming like a jack-hammer doggy-style and when he pulls out, it’s yawning open like a barn door. Eventually, getting last night’s dinner shoved back up her GI tract makes Jasmine hungry and she opens up for a mouthful of clam chowder.

Will I keep buying Jonni Darko’s extreme anal excursions? You Bet Your Ass 3.