Keyra’s keister; Frenchy’s funbags.

Keyra’s keister; Frenchy’s funbags.
The anonymous super-booty who enflamed the Internet last year returns, rump-first. Meanwhile, prepare for an Eiffel Tower in your pants, courtesy of a tres hot sweater changing live TV blooper from France.

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Top of the Poops.
Gay porn icon Jeff Stryker disco’s it all up for you.

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Teen girls. Vaseline. Catfights.
. . . and in public no less!

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Holy Cow!
Actually, make that “Hole-y cow”!

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Pop goes the whore.
“Tatum Reed is popwhore. Popwhore is Tatum Reed.” So declares the manifesto of I Love Pop Whore, which is subtitled The Adventures of Tatum Reed. Said adventures involve Ms. Reed’s naked and open rectum, multi-color phalluses and loads of delirious lesbianism. Get popped, whore!

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M.I.L.D.F. – Mom I’d Like Daughter to Fuck.
The hope-inspiring news: there’s a site called Mother Daughter Fuck. The crushing reality: the main page announces that the Mother and Daughter DO NOT participate in incest. Then we’re afraid that the Mother and Daughter DO NOT get our money. But huge kudos to the site for being upfront about it.

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Get long and prosper.
Beam yourself up to the intergalactically appealing works of Leonard Nimoy, nudie photog. Just watch out for some planetoid-size bodies hurtling by.

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Flex organs.
More than everything you ever wanted to know about The Ancient Art of Labia Stretching.

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It’s the pits.
Inhale a heap of webshots featuring unshaven female underarms. You may need antiperspirant.