Pop goes the whore.

Pop goes the whore.
“Tatum Reed is popwhore. Popwhore is Tatum Reed.” So declares the manifesto of I Love Pop Whore, which is subtitled The Adventures of Tatum Reed. Said adventures involve Ms. Reed’s naked and open rectum, multi-color phalluses and loads of delirious lesbianism. Get popped, whore!

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M.I.L.D.F. – Mom I’d Like Daughter to Fuck.
The hope-inspiring news: there’s a site called Mother Daughter Fuck. The crushing reality: the main page announces that the Mother and Daughter DO NOT participate in incest. Then we’re afraid that the Mother and Daughter DO NOT get our money. But huge kudos to the site for being upfront about it.

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Get long and prosper.
Beam yourself up to the intergalactically appealing works of Leonard Nimoy, nudie photog. Just watch out for some planetoid-size bodies hurtling by.

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Flex organs.
More than everything you ever wanted to know about The Ancient Art of Labia Stretching.

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It’s the pits.
Inhale a heap of webshots featuring unshaven female underarms. You may need antiperspirant.

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Winky Tiki T&A
Winky Tiki Land is a candy-colored volcanic cascade of pierced-tattooed-rocker pin-ups and related rompings for FREE!

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Naked ex-girlfriends.
Along with Chicks Making Out, nude exes NEVER gets boring.

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Land of the thighs and fun.
Japanese novelty manufacturers and human sexuality--may their joyful union never end!

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Holy = shit.
Are Jesus jokes EVER funny at this point? Especially if they involve some kind of kooky sex. The answer is as negative as their irritating onslaught is sure to be perpetual.

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Catfight!
It’s hard not to pop a bone over brawlin’ broads.