Hendra in a Handjobbasket.

Hendra in a Handjobbasket.
We always found Tony Hendra the least likable puss on the Mount Rushmore of Comedic Genius at the original National Lampoon. Now it seems that his daughter, Jessica Hendra, has long shared our distaste. Apparently, though, (she says) Tony liked her plenty.

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The teat goes on.
Real-life casual lesbian sex. We remain in love with it.

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Setting a Toni.
Toni Ferrari. Does anybody else remember the man-muscled, chain-smoking, disturbingly sexy hothead from Fox TV’s Love Cruise and Paradise Hotel? Anybody else still masturbating to her? Anybody?

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Horny Halloween
Eros-Zine interviews Goth godmother Amelia G of Blue Blood.

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Short (Blue) Eyes.
Okay, clear our space on the bandwagon. Do what thou wilt to the whole of white power Olsenoids, Prussian Blue. And the opposition.

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Shark girls, bare-ass mermaids, latex lesbos, Rachel Weiss.
Photographer Bob Carlos Clarke makes dirty pictures truly dirty.

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Pissin' in the River.
Sharp snap of some coed-types de-bladderfying en masse off a boat. Oh, to drown in that wake.