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Strap On Divas
DVD review by Richard Lickington
Strap On Divas (Fallen Angel)
Director: Luc Wylder
Starring: Carmen Luvana, Michelle B, Alexandra Silk, Shy Love, Chloe, Jenaveve Jolie, Alana Evans, Kelly Kline, Randi Wright
What do you call a well-racked porn slut with a six-inch protrusion sticking out from between her legs? If it’s made of man-meat, she’s a tranny, but if it’s made of hard molded plastic, she’s one of the Strap On Divas!
The opening scene between hot blondes Carmen Luvana and Michelle B explores the issue of interfaith relationships. Carmen, it seems, is a devotee of Leather, while her gal-pal Michelle sings in the all-girl choir at the Church of Lace.
Dog-collared Carmen is the obvious choice to wear the strap-on in this couple, and after seducing Michelle by means of a steamy lesbian lip-lock, she bends the lingerie-clad rug-muncher over and pounds her pussy with a plastic penis. But, as every dildo-packing dyke knows all too well, a fake dick can fuck, but it can’t feel. In order to remedy this built-in inequality, Michelle (now denuded of even her lacy ensemble) drops to her knees between Carmen’s legs and lifts up the dildo-harness to expose Carmen’s sweaty gash as if to say, “Give to me your leather, now sit on my face.”
When I saw that auburn-haired and petite porn veteran Chloe had a scene in Strap On Divas, I jumped to it immediately, and indeed it’s the finest in the film. The back story behind Chloe’s ravenous appetite for colon-cramming is one that I choose to believe, whether it’s true or not.
Legend has it that Chloe fell off a jungle gym during a pivotal stage in her development and damaged the nerve endings that make the clitoris (whatever that is) the pleasure center for women. Consequently, she never received any pleasure from vaginal sex and was ready to give up on the enterprise when one day, something long and thick and hard found its way up her tight little asshole and she had her first orgasm.
That story may or not be true, but no one who sees her scene with busty brunette Jenaveve Jolie can doubt the sincerity of her anal obsession. Trading the big blue strap-on dong between them, both girls get the rubber ramrod in their gashes and assholes, but Chloe’s anal scene is truly a standout. While Ms. Jolie takes her sphincter-stretching doggy-style, pushing slowly against Chloe’s crotch as inch after inch of dildo disappear into her rectum, Chloe lies on her side and slams her shitter into big blue like a horizontal pogo stick, climaxing with a scream and an involuntary shudder that lets you know she is a true anal aficionado.
Luc Wylder’s Strap On Divas is more than just another movie about girls fucking girls, it’s about girls fucking girls in the ass. With strap-on dildos.
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