Bosom Baron Biopic.

Bosom Baron Biopic.
Mega-milksack-obsessed skinematic visionary Russ Meyer is said to be the subject of a big-screen life story based on the biography Big Bosoms and Square Jaws by Jimmy McDonough. We can’t wait to see it in I-Max … or will it then be known as I-Mams? As much as we adore the Duke of Knockers and wait with anticipation to see how Hollywood handles his superhumanly hefty-hootered honeys, this news makes us pine more severely than ever for a movie adaptation of author McDonough’s true masterpiece, The Ghastly One: The Sex Gore Netherworld of Filmmaker Andy Milligan.

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Tit Me, Baby, Two More Times.
The indispensable utter outpost My Boob Site poses the question: “What would Britney Spears look like with a G-cup?” Mountainous meat-pontooned porn babe Taylor Stevens provides the answer(s).

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Stroke this.
We hate New York City anti-rock zeros The Strokes. Ordinarily, we might want to see an uncensored music video that features all manner of naked, polymorphous perversion. But it’s The Strokes, man. Not even the mute button could diminish that stink.

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How to Date a Stripper
You can be rich or you can read this.

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Hairy, Hefty, Homo and Hard of Hearing.
Deaf Bears and Cubs brings together likeminded hirsute man-lovers, and introduces whole new dimensions in sign language.

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Diane? Lame.
Some sap, somewhere is confusing these stills as being from a Diane Lane sex tape. Don’t let that sap be you.

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Tits the Season
As winter’s chill sets in, warm yourself up to some tanline photos.