Fucking Machines

Hardware goes hardcore.

Website review by Kent Nostrand

Heavy metal never sounded like this. Or looked like this. Or moved like this. Or pounded relentlessly, mercilessly, endlessly in and out of love-greased female crevices like this. And that is because there has never quite been an undertaking like that of FuckingMachines.com.

Perhaps there is no better way to describe FuckingMachines.com than to quote the vaguely Japanese-translation-sounding schpiel that runs across the top of its welcome page: “FUCKING MACHINES! Sex at 350 rpm. Robots gone crazy give women huge orgasms. Machine fucking, sex, dildos, fucking, vibrators!”

Such carnally craven mania and loss for traditionally coherent expression is a natural reaction to the doings at FuckingMachines.com, which is the purely mechanical wing of the invaluable family of fetish sites under the black-leather-harnassed umbrella of Hogtied.com.

As with its co-sites, FuckingMachines.com is updated weekly with top-quality photos and videos of a new, exquisitely invasive BDSM session featuring many of the very most beautiful models to be found anywhere in the realm of contemporary adults-only amusements.

Unlike its popular, equally brilliant sister outlets such as WhippedAss.com and WiredPussy.com, FuckingMachines.com most frequently features a solo performer having her way – and vice versa – with the site’s non-human stars: a series of whirring, buzzing, vibrating, thrusting, electrifying, endlessly humping high-tech devices that must be seen in action to be believed.

As static objects, a viewer might easily conclude that the monstrously erotic appliances of FuckingMachines.com are merely fascinating pop art objects. But once they’re plugged in – in every sense – there’s no mistaking that technology and humanity have yet again combined to make a cosmic leap forward (as always) orgasm-first.

The titular objects of FuckingMachines.com are exercise contraptions that have sprouted maximum-torque phalluses, multi-horsepower blenders bedecked with clitoral stimulators, electric chairs rendered sexy and even a walking robot with its own fast-drilling dildo-boner.

Of course, without anyone to fuck, FuckingMachines.com would be just a fascinating ode to cyborg sensuality. Enter the organic element, and it’s a whole new realm of pornographic hyper-pleasure.

The women of FuckingMachines.com include San Francisco alt-hotties and WhippedAss.com wonders such as Aussie dom Chanta-Rose, Dana Bound, natural blonde knockout Jade Marx, alluring agony-slut Lorelei Lei, most-beautiful-woman-ever-photographed Nicole Scott, punky-dykey dreamboat (and personal fave) Nina, and sadistic siren sextraordinaire Princess Donna.

It can not be stressed enough that these performers are superhuman in physical appeal, endurance under extreme circumstances and passionate enthusiasm for barreling through whatever boundaries still exist in the outer-most limits of erotic adventuring. As stated, FuckingMachines.com usually presents these orgasmonauts one at a time, although there is an occasional, inevitably blistering lesbian hook-up and blow-out – e.g., the recent pairing of sumptuous porn star Justine Jolie with taut-bodied Sarah Blake.

So power up, lay back and let FuckingMachines.com pummel you in perpetuity.