You Betka!

You Betka!
Portland, Oregon’s prurient powerhouse Betka Schpitz combines the erotic menace of Ilsa with the prick-pulverizing attitude of Bula Balbricker. And Betka can be yours . . . if your vice is tight.

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The Lil Princess Vocabulary Word of the Day.
Never before did we have any clue what a prepuce might be. Now none of us will ever forget.

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Tits and Axe(s)
Rock out with your cock out to vintage heavy metal girls of San Francisco. On a related note, bang your (little) head to Sleazegrinder.

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Mams of Steele.
Samantha Steele got the boot as one of Barker’s Beauties on The Price Is Right, reportedly for “being too sexy." Now Sam’s nude on her own site, where’s she’s making us go all Plinko.

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Retro Raunch-O.
Revisit grandad’s brand of glands with Adult Magazine Covers of the Past.

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Hilton Milton Sisters naked and loving (t)it!
They claim to be identical twins and the Milton Sisters do look (and lick) the part(s). But we’re not buying that their real names are Melissa and Marissa. Not unless they had some messed-up parents with no regard for how their (not terribly long ago) childhoods might warp them. Oh, wait a minute . . . now we love the Miltons more than ever.

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Hooked on PhoniXXX.
From the July 1971 issue of National Lampoon, Dick in Jane.

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Grease’s pieces.
Nude female oil wrestling. Slip-slide away.

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Paris is Booty.
Paris Hilton electrifies a runway with some rollicking rump.

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Lucky there’s a Family Guy.
Porn stars meat meet Peter Griffin.

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Eat me!
Freaky freak bakes meat edible body parts. Freakier freaks eat them.