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Making an ass.

Making an ass.
Bestiality may or may not be legal in the state of Washington. That still doesn’t make this kosher.

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A picture paints a thousand whacks.
Pics of chicks making out are always hot. And yet, nothing may be hotter than the pic of this chick who got the boot from a Christian girls’ academy for a same-sex smooch.

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Porno for your TiVo.
Jenna Jameson may be the only star able to keep her reality show afloat by sheer virtue of her floaties. Unfortunately two very promising shows have been cancelled. One almost missed the radar, and the other might have rethought its name, Op z'n Hollands.

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The Secret Life of Walter Clitty.
Banned for nearly one hundred years, Walter’s life is finally available for us to frig to. Evidently in 1880, women had two cunts and nursemaids were erotic.

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Cop a feel.
If you want to get drunk and pose naked on the porch of your meth lab that happens to be right next door to the police station make sure you get in good with the police commissioner; she’ll take care of everything.

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Cock Rock, Tit Pop
Hard rockin’ cocks might be the reason for these topless concert girls. Or not.

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Camel Toe Canucks
We had no idea there are humpbacks in Canada.

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It's all for charity.
There is no explanation of why law enforcement stopped this dandy fund-raising idea. Perhaps to conduct a strip search?

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The kink in the stink.
Armpits. They’re fun to lick, especially when hairy. And now, they’re extra sniff-worthy, too.

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More than a mouthful.
On a date, when sitting down to eat, would you rather have fettuccini alfredo or a spit roast sandwich? Find out here.