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Mothers Against Noise, for SexWrecks?

Mothers Against Noise, for SexWrecks?
The endlessly amusing anti-extreme-rock site Mothers Against Noise may be extremely questionable in its authenticity, but we’ll happily accept the link it posted to our own Lil Princess’s Whitehouse concert report, Molested at the Noise Show.

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Exercising body, mind, and bone.
You’ve already broken any resolutions regarding exercise, right? Just go ahead then and let these aerobic-nudies do it for you.

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Tits and glasses.
Starlets of the skin screen can not only be seen sporting the timeless classics such as Arabian Goggles but also in Gucci sunglasses, which will be featured in GQ and Vanity Fair. Because we know how often you read those things.

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Candy Barr pins it up one last time.
Legendary ecdysiast Candy Barr has departed this earthly realm for the sweet hereafter. Goodnight, funbaggy lady.

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Princess of All Media.
Unfortunately fans of SexWrecks.com god Howard Stern won’t be able to ogle his daughter Emily Stern in the raw onstage. Neither will Howard’s enemies have the opportunity to “throw garbage at her vagina,” as it was reported he was afraid would happen. After being spotted by some Internet-savvy Stern listeners, Emily dropped out of a production of an Off-Broadway farce titled Kabbalah, which required her to be completely nude onstage for ten minutes. Her departure prompted an attack from the show’s writer director, Tuvia Tenenbom, who told the departing actress: “You have to stand up for yourself as a human being and as an individual and separate from your father. Your father is a psycho. Your father is selfish.” Maybe so. But Howard is also hilarious and brilliant. It is you, Tuvia Tenenbom, who, according to the New York Times is “dreadful,” “mind-numbing” and “in bad taste."

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Get a chubby from Fatty.
When it comes to full-bodied delectability, there’s enough FattyD to go around and then some. Just ask Belladonna, who gets the first taste test in her latest release, Evil Pink 2.

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All the “T” in China.
Are these impossibly oversized Asian dairy-dirigibles real or fake? More importantly, who cares?

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Gazing at the Moon(s).
Thank goodness a judge ruled that we are free to bare ass at will. So let’s all join the cause.