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Nun, nuts.

Nun, nuts.
Bless me father for I have sinned, I found these and I saw the light.

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Parton our protrusions.
It’s Dolly Parton’s Birthday! Celebrate with large, extra large, or supersized servings today.

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Hot and Wet in January.
For your traveling pleasure, you will be provided with the perfect stewardess for your trip out of the cold and onto the beach.

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Making an ass.
Bestiality may or may not be legal in the state of Washington. That still doesn’t make this kosher.

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A picture paints a thousand whacks.
Pics of chicks making out are always hot. And yet, nothing may be hotter than the pic of this chick who got the boot from a Christian girls’ academy for a same-sex smooch.

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Porno for your TiVo.
Jenna Jameson may be the only star able to keep her reality show afloat by sheer virtue of her floaties. Unfortunately two very promising shows have been cancelled. One almost missed the radar, and the other might have rethought its name, Op z'n Hollands.

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The Secret Life of Walter Clitty.
Banned for nearly one hundred years, Walter’s life is finally available for us to frig to. Evidently in 1880, women had two cunts and nursemaids were erotic.