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Special Sex Ed.

Special Sex Ed.
Pennsylvania is home to The City of Brotherly Love, and it’s also where youngsters can learn all about poking in the boys' room and how opiates can protect you from freezing your dick off when you want to get naked in the snow.

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Sunset sees you . . . and raises.
Play your cards right and you might score a jackpot with Sunset Thomas. The multi-lettered sex pro is adding TV poker to her roster of temptations.

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Ooh-la-lust.
Some French maids clean your toilet, some teach you how to PodCast. Either way, you’ll have an Eiffel Tower in your pants.

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Roll the vice.
Sex is always a gamble, but sometimes more literally than others.

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Up and out Down Under..
In Australia, this Crocodile Dun-D-Cup bloke guesses breast sizes. Well, tie our kangaroo down, mate.

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Watch where you pudding that.
After you watch this clip, chocolate pudding may never look or taste the same again. So to make up for that, indulge in the sweetness of Pudding Cups.

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Land of the Rising Tons.
In Japan, the breast implant can be used as a knock-out device.

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Mothers Against Noise, for SexWrecks?
The endlessly amusing anti-extreme-rock site Mothers Against Noise may be extremely questionable in its authenticity, but we’ll happily accept the link it posted to our own Lil Princess’s Whitehouse concert report, Molested at the Noise Show.

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Exercising body, mind, and bone.
You’ve already broken any resolutions regarding exercise, right? Just go ahead then and let these aerobic-nudies do it for you.

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Tits and glasses.
Starlets of the skin screen can not only be seen sporting the timeless classics such as Arabian Goggles but also in Gucci sunglasses, which will be featured in GQ and Vanity Fair. Because we know how often you read those things.

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Candy Barr pins it up one last time.
Legendary ecdysiast Candy Barr has departed this earthly realm for the sweet hereafter. Goodnight, funbaggy lady.