Nookie nostalgia. Ah, the days when porno movies were packed with real boobs, fluffy muffs and wacky plots to keep patrons parked in their adults-only theater seats between pop-offs. Video X Pix brings classic hardcore chestnuts all to you anew...

Fore score. Mad about being circumcised? So are we! Cover your glans and keep your penis moist! * Comic nooks. Naughty comics have come a long way, but what do you expect from beginnings like these? * Pop a hot...

Nun, nuts. Bless me father for I have sinned, I found these and I saw the light. * Parton our protrusions. It’s Dolly Parton’s Birthday! Celebrate with large, extra large, or supersized servings today. * Hot and Wet in January....

Making an ass. Bestiality may or may not be legal in the state of Washington. That still doesn’t make this kosher. * A picture paints a thousand whacks. Pics of chicks making out are always hot. And yet, nothing may...

Cop a feel. If you want to get drunk and pose naked on the porch of your meth lab that happens to be right next door to the police station make sure you get in good with the police commissioner;...

Special Sex Ed. Pennsylvania is home to The City of Brotherly Love, and it’s also where youngsters can learn all about poking in the boys' room and how opiates can protect you from freezing your dick off when you want...

Mothers Against Noise, for SexWrecks? The endlessly amusing anti-extreme-rock site Mothers Against Noise may be extremely questionable in its authenticity, but we’ll happily accept the link it posted to our own Lil Princess’s Whitehouse concert report, Molested at the Noise...

Princess of All Media. Unfortunately fans of SexWrecks.com god Howard Stern won’t be able to ogle his daughter Emily Stern in the raw onstage. Neither will Howard’s enemies have the opportunity to “throw garbage at her vagina,” as it was...

Ex-Hustler honcho lays Larry bare. As of today, the countdown kicks off for the May 2006 six release of Feral House Books’ release of Prisoner of X: Twenty Years in the Hole at Hustler Magazine by Allan MacDonell. MacDonell, who...

Bring tit on. We at SexWrecks.com have been ardently, excitedly committed to fanning anew the flames of the left-wing feminist anti-porn mindset that burned so brilliantly bright (much like everything else) in the 1970s and seemed to have nagged last...

The Slain Truth. Hardcore provocateur Slain Wayne made the leap from 8mm underground shock-and-awe opuses to overseeing the big-time serrated-edge sex videos via his Subvision Films imprint. In this Sleazegrinder interview, Wayne describes his audience as “speed freaks who lock...

Bosom Baron Biopic. Mega-milksack-obsessed skinematic visionary Russ Meyer is said to be the subject of a big-screen life story based on the biography Big Bosoms and Square Jaws by Jimmy McDonough. We can’t wait to see it in I-Max …...

How to Date a Stripper You can be rich or you can read this. * Hairy, Hefty, Homo and Hard of Hearing. Deaf Bears and Cubs brings together likeminded hirsute man-lovers, and introduces whole new dimensions in sign language. *...

You Betka! Portland, Oregon’s prurient powerhouse Betka Schpitz combines the erotic menace of Ilsa with the prick-pulverizing attitude of Bula Balbricker. And Betka can be yours . . . if your vice is tight. * The Lil Princess Vocabulary Word...

Mams of Steele. Samantha Steele got the boot as one of Barker’s Beauties on The Price Is Right, reportedly for “being too sexy." Now Sam’s nude on her own site, where’s she’s making us go all Plinko. * Retro Raunch-O....

Hendra in a Handjobbasket. We always found Tony Hendra the least likable puss on the Mount Rushmore of Comedic Genius at the original National Lampoon. Now it seems that his daughter, Jessica Hendra, has long shared our distaste. Apparently, though,...

Horny Halloween Eros-Zine interviews Goth godmother Amelia G of Blue Blood. * Short (Blue) Eyes. Okay, clear our space on the bandwagon. Do what thou wilt to the whole of white power Olsenoids, Prussian Blue. And the opposition. * Shark...

Breast-bra. Where do the casabas end and the cups begin? The Perky Breast Bra poses interesting questions. * Golden Gram. Gram Ponante covers smut most admirably. * One hand always drives technology. Innovations--they just keep coming. *...

Be wary of the New England clam chowder. Larry Flynt plans a chain of Hustler restaurants. All meat, presumably, will be served pink in the middle. * Always works. Always will. Real-Life Drunken Lezzie Snapshots. * The Short Eyes have...

Ass and ye shall find. Crack a smile over a heap of celebrity butt-cleavage. * ’70s Spencer Gifts lives! Especially that one section that you had to sneak into to see stuff like Fundies. * And they shake like Jello!...

Keyra’s keister; Frenchy’s funbags. The anonymous super-booty who enflamed the Internet last year returns, rump-first. Meanwhile, prepare for an Eiffel Tower in your pants, courtesy of a tres hot sweater changing live TV blooper from France. * Top of the...

Pop goes the whore. “Tatum Reed is popwhore. Popwhore is Tatum Reed.” So declares the manifesto of I Love Pop Whore, which is subtitled The Adventures of Tatum Reed. Said adventures involve Ms. Reed’s naked and open rectum, multi-color phalluses...

Winky Tiki T&A Winky Tiki Land is a candy-colored volcanic cascade of pierced-tattooed-rocker pin-ups and related rompings for FREE! * Naked ex-girlfriends. Along with Chicks Making Out, nude exes NEVER gets boring. * Land of the thighs and fun. Japanese...

Be a hooker! Made with Sweet Love is the world’s foremost provider of latch-hook pornography. As in nudie-pictures on rugs! You’ll be wiping more than just your feet on their crafty wares. * The things we do for self-love. We’re...

Peachez peels. At last, Sarah Peachez, an object of Internet obsessions since she was a scant 15 years old, has gone nude. Waaaay nude. Like you can see past Peachez’s fuzz and into her juiciest of areas. Plus her delicious...

In Japan, the hand can be used as so much more than a knife . . . Delightful oddities from Porn Shops of the Rising Sun. And, yes, this includes Mrs. Roboto. * Real, naked. Post Your Girls . ....

Turkin’ off. Fleshbot remains unbeatable (yet, ironically, quite beat-offable). Dig these Turkish erotic-movie posters they dug up. Then get spicy with their Spanish selections, and polish your hot dog and apple pie to selections from ‘70s smut flicks Stateside. *...

Reading is fun for homos. Gay porn star biographies are all the rage. That’s what we (have to) keep telling ourselves, anyway, as we just simply devour oodles of such divine dishings re: Casey Donovan, Al Parker, and Joey Stefano....

Whole Ass Catalogue. Bubble Butts provides ample examples of when “booty” becomes “boo-TAY!” * I object(ify)! Echo Transgression, aka Kristi Alshaibi, keeps Chicago beautiful. And dirty. * The young and the shirtless. All you need to know: Drunk Girl Nipple...

What’s the Spread? Spread magazine defines itself as being “sex workers of all genders, sexualities and backgrounds, and their allies, across the globe.” We define ourselves as worthy of a free subscription. Please email: sexgod@sexwrecks.com. * Flash for flesh. These...