Blake Lively's new shark flick The Shallows debuted her bikini bod before her second pregnancy,and despite the fact that Blake doesn't bare all herself in this film, the filminspired me: I love sharks, I love movies, and I love naked people. Why not combine them all!
That's exactly what I did, of course, this time eliminating shark movies that don't include any actual nudity. The list is shorter than I'd like, but such is life. Here they are, starting with the Shark Movie to Begin All Shark Movies:
The Original Jaws
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
Open Water
Open Water 2
Tintorera
There can never be enough shark movies in the world, so let's hope the next one to tear through theaters (get it?) will have a little more nudity than the classic string bikini. Not that I dislike those, of course—I'm just saying, there has to be a Bikini-Eating Shark plot out there somewhere, right?
