Sarah Paulson Has Great Breasts And They Should Always Be Trending

This morning as I, like everyone else, logged onto the ol’ Facebook, I noticed something a little unusual. Normally I pay no attention to the trending topics, but this time my eyes were drawn to the little section on my feed. The reason, you might be wondering is that Sarah Paulson being topless was trending.

Of course, the first thought in my head was; “Sarah Paulson has been topless before so, why all of sudden is her being topless such big news?” Needless to say I found out very quickly why everyone is talking about this: Sarah Paulson topless is an incredibly beautiful thing. Yeah, yeah, I knew that already and shouldn’t be surprised by how great this topless photo of Sarah Paulson is, but I’ll admit even I was taken aback by how great it is. I don’t know if we can say Sarah Paulson’s boobs have never looked better, but those babies might look the best they’ve ever looked. Hell, it would have been enough to see her in a bra and some sexy lingerie, but seeing her topless is really something to talk about.

It makes absolute and total sense that Sarah Paulson being topless in W magazine would be trending on Facebook. Finally, they figured out the trending algorithm to make sure we don’t miss anything.